First of all,
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY LOVELY SENIOR FRIENDS!
I love you all so much and I'm very proud of you for not only getting through High School but excelling in every course and extra curricular you managed to squeeze in there (oh, and jobs too!)

Second, good luck to all of you going to Japan. I hope you have a ton of fun and don't stray too far from sensei. She probably wouldn't leave you wandering around Japan alone but you'd never hear the end of it if you got lost from the group. >-< Have a great time and take loads of pictures!

Third....
I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYYYYYYYYYY!
Daniel, I promise I'm working on your pictures. I'm sorry they're so late and I'm so lazy. I'm a terrible girlfriend. I know. T-T A thousand apologies. Don't give me my birthday present until you get your pictures! And congratulations on getting the library job. HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!

Fourth, if you're a good kid and you've ever wondered what marijuana smells like....go burn some lentil beans. Apparently, it smells like drugs. (According to my mom. She used to be a bad kid so I bet she would know. X0 ) So if you're a good kid and ever wondered what pot smells like, go burn some lentils. If you're a bad kid, go burn some beans and tell me if Mom's right. J/K Please don't tell me about your drug habits!

Fifth, I am Wonder Woman. Seriously, every day I make it out of the deli alive, I feel as if I have the power to save the world. A few days ago, we got a double delivery of chicken (we sell pretty good fried chicken.) Apparently, our first shipment of chicken didn't cross the road fast enough and consequently missed the truck that was supposed to bring it to our store. Well, the next week we got not only the chicken that had missed it's truck but the chicken for the current week plus extra chicken we had ordered because we thought we had forgot to order chicken because the chicken had missed the truck and we had no new chicken for a week. *breaths* We had two skids full of chicken (if you know what a skid is, feel free to start cringing.) Each box of chicken weighs between 40 and 50 lbs. Curious, I did the math and found out that we had just received...drumroll please.....1040.08 lbs of raw chicken!
And guess who got to put it away.
Yeah, that's right.
Me.
It was obviously me since I wouldn't bother complaining if SOMEONE ELSE had to play Tetris with over a THOUSAND POUNDS OF FREAKING CHICKEN!!! *faints from screaming* It took over 45 minutes to rearrange the entire cooler and get everything in there. I think my bathroom is as big as Kroger's deli cooler. Afterward, only one person could fit in the cooler and they had to walk sideways and couldn't turn, but it was all in there. Now, I have decided that I will be Wonder Woman for Halloween this year. I will wear pants and it will be fantastic.
BTW, I think I said chicken at least 12 times now. >-<